A fan reviews The Twilight Saga
In today’s Sunday Times (11 January 2009), Classified section, a fan reviewed the Twilight Saga and it was published in the papers! Here’s her review:

In today’s Sunday Times (11 January 2009), Classified section, a fan reviewed the Twilight Saga and it was published in the papers! Here’s her review:

“If Bella ever transforms into a vampire, the treaty between the two species will be broken and war will begin.”
WRONG.
It’s that if the Cullens ever bite a human, the treaty will be broken, and thus such a problem served as a smug point for Jacob. That’s why, in Breaking Dawn, Edward used a syringe which was filled with his venom, and jabbed the thing into Bella. By doing so, he didn’t break the rules but could change Bella at the same time.
January 11, 2009 at 10:15 pm
WTH? Is she even a fan? Messed up the plot story.
January 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Wow, Bessy.
Until you point it out, I didn’t realise the reason behind Edward using a syringe filled with his venom to change Bella. Nice work.
January 12, 2009 at 7:58 am
Haha, lol, CHILLAX. I think she was pretty okay in describing the story, it’s just that she got a few things minorly wrong. Technically, “The Cullens… pass themselves off as a family” is a correct statement, but emotionally the Cullens are bonded even closer than a family, and they don’t even really call themselves a clan. Basically a “clan” is what an outsider would call the Denali people e.g. the Cullens call the Denali family a “clan” and vice versa, but internally they’re really like a family. And they embrace that fact well, as you can see.
Also, “This leads to a whirlwind romance that’s fraught with danger for Bella” isn’t also that accurate. Looking from Chapter 13 onwards all the way to Breaking Dawn, there have only been four major problems – James, Victoria, Bella’s being with a werewolf and Bella’s pregnancy. To be fair, Jacob wasn’t even actually really that dangerous, but Edward didn’t trust him in the beginning so that’s why it blown up to such a huge thing.
Bella earned her nickname as a “danger magnet” from Edward, but that’s only because she’d been getting into uncalled for trouble and that was even before Edward and her were officially together. Car accident, Port Angeles, etc. Post that, after Edward was together with Bella officially, he often protected her well and even when he left her in New Moon, the only issues Bella got involved in was her best friend.
But other than that, I think she did a fairly excellent review. I can’t write reviews well, so I admire this piece.
January 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Errr, okay. My bad my bad. I was the one who wrote that review. Might have gotten some details wonky. Please don’t hound my ass for this
January 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
OH IT’S YOU! HAHA. OKAY THEN,
Nah it’s all right.
January 12, 2009 at 10:50 pm
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January 14, 2009 at 6:01 am
lala lala elmos world..he loves his goldfish and crayons too its ELMOS WORLD!!….hahahha soooo dania what r u doing??…….arent u supposed to be doing your work huh?
January 14, 2009 at 6:03 am
sarah rocksmy socks offf yo!!
she is awesome dude(:
January 14, 2009 at 6:05 am